June 2012
May 2012
adebimpe:
ive been really busy being dead
...
math test: a farmer plants 7 crops of tomatoes and 3 crops of carrots what is the probablity his moms name is leslie
history test: the american civil war ended in 1865, explain how this had a defining role in the extinction of dinosaurs
literature test: explain what the author meant by, "the apple was as red as an apple"
physics tests: The aliens ate 3.4 doughnuts. Their crumbs fell to the Earth because of gravity. Calculate how many penguins are eating pancakes at the speed of light.
A person who doesn't have tumblr showing me...
Them: look
Me: I saw that already
cadelicious:
Dear Teacher:
Give me an hour
A prompt about my OTP
And a computer
Then you’ll see how fucking talented I am
ohhh my god i want to punch this girl in the face →
kuragehime:
about a victim who was raped when she was drunk:
“I know a girl can agree to dance and not want to have sex, but to a certain extent we have to agree she kinda asked for it. If you don’t want to be violated, don’t consent to the dancing and don’t seduce him in the first place.
[…] Logically, if you agree to kissing, dirty dancing, then you should be mostly agreeable to going all...
Create yourself as a Disney Princess →
allons-ymrholmes:
optimisticghost:
jimsgayunderwear:
tuulikki:
biggeringlikemydick:
wowgay:
wongburger:
i’ll find you
hell fucking yeah
Shoes are for seasons when you can’t go running barefoot.
I’d be starting wars like a motherfuckin ruler of men.
i am a hot bitch who quietly rules and nobody knows that i am actually in control also my kingdom is made of...
normal people on tumblr: TMI Tuesday! I'll answer anything!!!
Me: Bitch please I would answer anything at anytime but no one asks me shit
Watchshinjaninja:
chatterparrot:
forever-a-rose:
blithebereavement:
ALWAYS REBLOG MY FUCKING JAM AW YEAH
Maski, your video is on my dash again!
MARYYYYYYY
ALWAYS REBLOG
When I’m elderly I’m going to tell strangers to... →
10knotes:
My new retirement plan.
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