goldenclitoris: poopflow: roughrimjob: meladoodle: she got a pussy like the grand canyon dry and sandy possibly filled with dead bodies Includes approximately 70 species of mammals, 250 species of birds, 25 types of reptiles and five species of amphibians
rehability: hey canadians brits and australians have fun at school on monday
iwillburnthecakeoutofyou: iwillburnthecakeoutofyou: iwillburnthecakeoutofyou: ”This is shit” I say as I click ‘next chapter’ just to make sure it’s still shit. I read the whole thing. It was shit.
fu-si0n-ha: yougotvexed: reasons to let me cuddle you: I will stick my cold hands all over your body I’ll probably fall asleep on you and make cute sleep noises I can lay there long enough for the second coming of christ nuzzling??? I will be smiling the whole time you’re warm and I’m not let me leech your heat please Dear boyfriend. This.
bootipop: When your hand is wet and you grab some ice and it does the thing
What race are you?
black people: black
white people: 2% greek 9.1% german .0000032% russian 92% irish 49% french 100% blue eyed devil
asian people: not chinese
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221bitssmallerontheoutside: obeydowney: Robert Downey Jr Jude Law Jeremy Renner Simon Baker Chris Evans Martin Freeman Tom Hiddleston Josh Duhamel Misha Collins Benedict Cumberbatch So that I can follow you all, and we can drown in our tears together. I’M SO GLAD SOMEBODY FINALLY INCLUDED SIMON BAKER HE’S LIKE A SASSY SHERLOCK
if ellen was president of the world there would be no wars only dancing
me: i'm just going to rest my eyes for 5 minutes.
me: wakes up march 27th, 2098.
justintheallan: soycrates: endreal: avatar-addiction: nicotineenema: Shout out to girls who don’t mind being called dude and man casually shout out to boys who don’t mind being called guuurrl shout out to humans who don’t mind being called dawg shout out to dogs who will let you call them anything so long as you say it in a happy, friendly tone. Shout out to Guinea Pigs which...
laufeystarks: legolastheobvious: quinnosaur: lordbovineiscthulhu: alrightpotter: legolastheobvious: hands up if you sing duets with yourself Fuck that I sing “Bohemian Rhapsody” by myself IS THIS THE REAL LIFE if you cunts think you’re about to start singing bohemian rhapsody on my post I will kick you so fucking hard your mother’s mother will feel it is this just fantasy…
sunshien: zaess: sunshien replied to your post: all of my friends pick on me and i’m telling: the… YOU CANT PULL THAT CARD WITH ME ANYMORE MS LIGHT-HAIRED-EDDIE-REDMAYNE-GIFS yes i can wow get out
sam-winchester-cries-during-sex: foodchewer: *hides good snacks from family members* there’s a word for that
occasional-awesomeness: hunjeok: How did I end up with so many ships, jesus christ At first it was like and now it’s just like #the giant one is my otp
throwitintheflames: mischeviousmeghan: thebetamale: in chinese we dont say “i love you” we say “亂倫是最好的” which means “our love has no comparison.” i think it’s beautiful What if someone tattooed this on themselves because of this post